Bharat Calendar 2026
Your ultimate guide to dry days, long weekends, and festivals with a desi twist.
January
National Youth Day
"Swami Vivekananda ji ne bola tha: Arise, Awake! Bed se utho! 🛌"
Indian Army Day
"Salute to the real heroes. 🫡 Jai Hind."
Republic Day
"Happy Republic Day! 🇮🇳 Parade dekh lo, so mat jana."
Martyr's Day
"Sannata hai bhai. Dry Day hai. 🤫"
February
Valentine's Day
"Bajrang Dal Alert! 🧡 Stay safe couples. Single log, gym jao."
Maha Shivratri
"Har Har Mahadev! 🕉️ Thandai peene ka din aa gaya. Bhole baba paar lagayenge."
March
Holi
"Bura na mano Holi hai! 🎨 Old clothes nikal lo. Gujiya thhos lo."
International Women's Day
"Ladies first. Aaj boss mat banna. 👩💼"
Eid-ul-Fitr
"Eid Mubarak! 🌙 Biryani kahan hai? Sewaiyan bhi chalengi."
April
April Fool's Day
"Trust issues peak pe aaj. Kisi pe bharosa mat karna! 🤡"
Good Friday
"Long Weekend Alert! 🕊️ Peace and prayers."
Ambedkar Jayanti
"Constitution padha hai? Aaj time hai, padh lo. 📘"
May
Labor Day
"Majdoor diwas par aaram karo. Email bandh! 🛠️"
June
World Environment Day
"Ped lagao, AC kam chalao. 🌍"
International Yoga Day
"Sawasana is my favorite pose. 🧘♂️"
August
Independence Day
"Azaadi Mubarak! 🇮🇳 Patang udaao par safe raho."
Raksha Bandhan
"Jeb dheeli karne ka din. 🧵 Sisters are waiting for gifts (cash preferred)."
September
Janmashtami
"Haathi Ghoda Palki, Jai Kanhaiya Lal Ki! 🦚 Makhan chor aagaye."
Teacher's Day
"Happy Teacher's Day! Homework submit kiya? 🍎"
Ganesh Chaturthi
"Ganpati Bappa Morya! 🐘 Modak season is officially open."
October
Gandhi Jayanti
"Bapu ka birthday. Dry Day Alert! 🍺 Stock up early. Satyagraha starts now."
Dussehra
"Ravan dahan time. 🔥 Burai par acchai ki jeet (aur pollution bhi)."
Halloween
"Bhoot ban jao, waise bhi shakal waisi hi hai. 👻"
November
Diwali
"Happy Diwali! 🪔 Patakhe ban hain par hum nahi maanenge? Soan papdi mat dena."
Children's Day
"Dil toh bachcha hai ji. 🎈 Chacha Nehru yaad aa gaye."
International Men's Day
"Mard ko dard nahi hota? Jhooth hai. 🧔"
December
Christmas
"Jingle Bells! 🎄 Cake khane ka bahana mil gaya."
New Year's Eve
"Resolution time! 1 din follow karenge bas. 🥂"
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